Jesus Chrysler

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Konichiwa, bitches! I'm a supple young half-white, half-Japanese fingerbanging enthusiast, and soon-to-be pop sensation who's trapped in Philadelphia. I'm way classier than Paris... my sex tape was flimed in high res.

Posts by Tokyo Hilton:

• August 12, 2009 Holy Cow Milk in Your Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee… And Possibly Curry, too?

• August 12, 2009 Hangin’ with Bro-Hammed

• August 11, 2009 For Christ’s Sake…

• August 11, 2009 Defamation: Tantamount to Taking My Name In Vain?

• August 4, 2009 Body of Christ, Anyone?

• August 3, 2009 Daily Absurd Church Sign…

• August 2, 2009 Gateway Drugs Are OK with JH Chrysler

• August 2, 2009 Absurd Church Signs, The Series…

• August 1, 2009 In The Beginning… there was laughter and applause

• August 1, 2009 Hello world! Let’s Talk About My Parents…

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