Just me, Jesus Chrysler. Apparently I’m a big deal… in Utah.
Got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20... so hurry up! and bring that jukebox honey!
Got me a Chrysler,
as big as Jonah’s Whale
and it’s about to set sail!
Got me a Whale
and it feeds about 20.
So, hurry up!
And go make lots of money!
The Christ Shack is a little old place where
we can
find our el-der-ly-hee!
Chryst* Shack, Baby!
You're What?! Cathedral roof... RUSTED!
If Jesus hates you, you’re pretty much guaranteed eternal damnation… If Jesus Chrysler hates you… eh, we’ll give it a 50-50 shot!
Jesus Chrysler… Hangin’ off the Porsche.
I didn’t say “porch”… I’m not Blanket… And Michael Jackson isn’t… (G-d)… Is he?
