
Look at us… I still can’t believe they didn’t like our audition tape for Change Of Heart. We weren’t “quirky enough,” apparently.
You’re never going to believe this part… This is what he gave me as a present:

… Yeah, right. You seriously think they’re gonna let me bring that thing into an airport? I left it in a men’s room in Kabul.
And to think, my experience with Bro-Hammed somehow inspired a children’s book!

Spoiler Alert: We don’t end up finding the soap at the end… It never gets that Bro-mantic.
PEACE BE WITH YOU. AND ALSO WITH YOU… AND THE JEWS.
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