Should I sue this libelous bitch for defamation?
Attention Mankind (Specifically, America):
Don’t believe a word this c-nt says. She’s a liar. We never dated.
Do I fantasize about bucktoothed little boys with cow licks? Hell No. Do I look like a Catholic Priest??
Judas Priest, Maybe…
hmmm... the guy on the left? maybe a hybrid of all of them?
…But definitely not a Catholic priest.
Did I date Susan Campbell? Absolutely Not.
She’s just another delusional fan who wrote a book.
Though there is always that very small possibility that she’s a deranged ex-groupie from back in the 70′s… a decade of memories reduced to acid flashbacks.
Susan Campbell… I don’t even know her. I mean, I don’t really know her. She was just one of those people who’s prayers I started ignoring… because they were ridiculous. I mean, come on! What kind of middle school girl fantasizes about dating a 33 year old unemployed Jewish wizard who calls himself The Lord? So I didn’t take her seriously. I just wrote her off as one of Satan’s people. As it turns out, I was right.
A Note About The Priest / Alter Boy Logo Above:
I found this on the web (yes, I Google):
My Response:
What happened in the 70′s stays in the 70′s… Any hippie will tell you that. Myself not excluded.
The More You Know…
Because knowing is half the battle.
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AMEN.
