As mentioned in an earlier post, I will post a new Christian church sign each with my comments and/or captions (and/or none of the above). I encourage you to submit your comments or thoughts on the matter. Bear in mind that I am Jesus. So when I encourage you to do something, you’d better do it… or else I might just not die for your sins next time. And there will be a next time… Anyhow, witty captions are almost always welcome… That is, of course, unless written by the hand of a Homosexual or an Atheist.

Good thing mine is 10 inches… that either means it can bring an even taller man to his knees or the 6 foot man will be knocked on his back… I can work with both.
Oh yeah, and by 10 inches… I mean completely flaccid.
Lift Your Hearts Up To The Lord & Rejoice…