Each day, I will post a new Christian church sign and leave comments and/or captions and/or none of the above. You are encouraged by Yours Truly to submit your comments or thoughts on the matter. A witty caption is almost always welcome… That is, unless it was written by the hand of a homosexual or an Atheist.
Sign #1: Knee-Mail
Knee-Mail @ G-D.com
Ok. I’m pretty sure this sign takes my Dad’s (a/k/a the Lord’s) name in vain. First of all, why do Christians think they are not exempt from the g-d thing? You can get away with thinking that you are a monotheistic religion. But we’re still on the fence as to whether it’s the same monotheistic religion? Grow up. Second of all, it sounds like the purpose of this sign was to ensure the priests that, come Sunday morning, there awaits an audience of kneeling altar boys… their mouths agape… eager to service. See, even I can think of some sick shit from time-to-time.
Praise Be To Who?? 
